Hi, I'm Kris. 29 years old. ENFP. She/Her. Demisexual. Definitely multifandom. Cancer. Hufflepuff and proud! These are my random flights of fancy. White, but I'm learning and trying not to be an asshole. I reblog a lot of Queen and Marvel and nerdy stuff and lots of pretty people.
Steve walking around with a hair tie on his wrist all the time. He has no use for it and Robin doesn’t either since she cut her hair, but he’s picked up on the fact that 99% of the time Eddie doesn’t have one so he knows sooner or later, he’ll end up handing it over and replacing it with a new one on his wrist the next time he leaves his house
Eddie has the neurodivergent thing where one minute he’s fine with his hair down but then when he gets stressed and overstimulated suddenly all it’s going to take to push him over the edge into a sensory overload meltdown is one more piece of hair touching his neck at the wrong moment. But he also forgets to bring hair ties and even when he remembers, he can’t find where he left them and even when he can, he hates the feel of them squeezing his wrist all day so they don’t last that long there
It takes a while before Eddie even realizes that Steve’s specifically stocking them for him. At first, Steve just holds them out when Eddie gets overwhelmed to the point of holding his hair off his neck with both hands because he once again doesn’t have anything to tie it up with. And at first Eddie just figures Steve has them lying around from the girls he hooks up with or something, but he doesn’t really think about it much. It isn’t until Eddie’s stressed instinct is to turn to Steve and find him already holding a hair tie out like he can somehow sense that he’s going to need it that Eddie starts to question why he always has one, no matter how many Eddie takes and wears once before losing them to the void in his van or locker or bedroom never to be seen again
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
me after one activia
Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall
Kitchen appliances I would recommend purchasing when moving out on your own:
- Air fryer
- One of those panini press grill things (not only can you make sandwiches but you can grill chicken and steak if you have an expensive model)
- Rice cooker (not only good for rice but quinoa and any other grain, alternatively you could buy an Instapot)
- Electric kettle (depends on how much tea you drink but it’s good for boiling water for cleaning and preheating water for pasta etc)
Kitchen appliances I would not recommend buying when you move out on your own:
- Counter top coffee maker (you should not be drinking an entire pot of coffee on your own and it will be stale by the time you get to the bottom, plus these bitches suck to clean, Keurigs, French presses and stove top percolators where you make one or two cups at a time are more practical for a single person)
Here are some things it’s okay to buy off brand/cheap:
- Cleaning supplies. Most cut rate sponges, bleach sprays, Clorox wipe knock offs and cleaning chemicals get the job done just fine.
- Food staples like pasta, canned vegetables, rice etc.
Here are some things you should never buy off brand/cheap:
- Trash bags. I made the mistake of buying Dollar General brand ones and they ripped several times, sending garbage all over my yard while I tried to take the trash out. I had to double and sometimes triple bag which was not economical in the long run.
- Toilet paper. The two and one ply stuff sucks. You you have to use much more than you would if you bought quality paper.
Good luck and God bless you to any college freshmen out there.
toaster ovens are also very useful, much more than a regular toaster. you can do many things you can do in an oven, just faster and with less hassle
Gareth is in charge of the Corroded Coffin official TikTok account, being the only one who actually uses social media on a daily basis.
He’s playing Fuck Marry Kill with the three random celebrities generator and trying to make the other guys join as well.
When it’s Eddie’s turn, he’s having none of it “they’re just gonna get mad at me because I know no one! let me live in peace!”
Gareth insists until he shoves the phone in Eddie’s face, giving him no chance to escape. The filter generates three pictures on top of Eddie’s face.
“I have no fucking clue who these people-” he stops talking as his eyes focus on the last picture, it’s a man around his age with voluminous hair and beautiful features. Eddie pulls the phone up close, ripping it out of Gareth’s hand, to have a better look.
“you okay man?” Gareth asks, out of frame.
“Kiss, have sex with, marry, and adopt a puppy with him,” he says, pointing at the guy on the screen “kill the other two.”
“That’s not how you play man, the fuck??” Gareth appears in frame and looks at the celebrities “you mean the third guy? are you serious?”
Eddie glares at him sideways “have you fucking seen him? he’s a fucking-” but the video is cut off by the time limit.
The most liked comment under the video is by none other than famous baseball player Steve Harrington:
“I’m more of a cat type, but how about we discuss it over dinner? ;)”
Someone sees Steve in a corroded coffin tee and hits him with the “name 5 songs, poser” and Steve just starts laughing his ass off bc he doesn’t know the name of like more than 2. Granted, he is literally married to the guitarist. So he just keeps laughing in this dudes face and this dude is getting more and more pissed at whatever bar or restaurant this happens in and five minutes later Eddie finally leaves the bathroom and he’s like “baby love what’s so funny?”
And jackass is fucking starstruck and confused bc Eddie’s looking at this poser with the most amused loving eyes on the face of the earth.
“You fucking jackass, I’m MARRIED to EDDIE FUCKING MUNSON I don’t need to know a single god damn song my closet is FULL of these. Shit, I have corroded coffin shirts that he HAND DREW the band name on in 19-fucking-86 at my fucking parents kitchen table. I have been on nearly every tour in the last 20 years since they STARTED touring in ‘87 and I am the ONLY groupie eddie munson has ever fucked get real”
And Eddie is very amused but also like “babe that’s enough, settle down before this goes on YouTube”
steddie au where corroded Coffin starts gaining traction (nothing major, but Eddie has some real money now) so he gets a nice apartment in California somewhere and a cat named ozzy. Steve becomes a model and while he doesn’t love it, it definitely pays the bills. he gets a nice apartment in California somewhere, right next door to Eddie.
He comes over to introduce himself when he moves in and ozzy rubs up against his legs the entire time. he spends half the time he’s in Eddie apartment talking to ozzy instead of Eddie (not that it looks like Eddie cares if the cute little smile on his face is anything to go by.)
They talk in the halls, knock on each other’s doors once in a while, but nothing major until one day Eddie catches Steve coming home from the grocery store.
“Here, lemme help.” Eddie says, snagging a bag and following Steve into his apartment. As he helps Steve unpack the grocery bags he asks “so Steve, I wondered if I could ask you a favor.”
“Sure! Whats up?” Steve asks looking up from the groceries. Steve has his glasses on today and Eddie has to intentionally stay focused.
“I’m going on tour, starting next Monday, for two weeks. I was wondering if you could check in on ozzy while I was gone?”
Steve’s face lights up. “No problem! little Oz and I will have a great time!”
God, why is his neighbor so cute.
The whole time Eddie is away on tour Steve sends him pictures of Ozzy. They text back and forth and even have a few phonecalls, the conversation drifting from Ozzy to other topics. One phonecall even lasts an hour and a half, eddie’s face tight from smiling the whole time.
Four days before he gets home Steve sends him a picture of Ozzy asleep on his chest. The camera is facing Steve and he looks just as sleepy as the cat on top of him. Eddie is pulling the hair in front of his face so hard he might rip a chunk out.
Do you want to get coffee, sometime, when I get back?
Eddie slaps his phone face down on his hotel bed and refuses to pick it back up until he hears it vibrate.
Sounds fantastic, it’s a date!
Eddie rolls over and buries his face in his pillow, letting out a giggle that sounds obnoxious even to him, but he can’t help it.
After he gets home and he goes on his date with Steve (which ended with a fantastic kiss in the hall between their two apartments) Eddie goes to the pet store and buys the biggest cat tree the place has. Ozzy deserves it.
Papercraft commission of Wei Wuxian (flautist extraordinaire) and Lan Wangji (a dragon)!
I had sooo much fun with this one - not only was it an adorable request and an interesting composition, but I got to bust out my slowly-growing collection of dragon-patterned papers! (You can see some twisty scaly serpents in the black fabric of Wei Wuxian’s robes and in Wangji’s blue mane.) I may have to make more dragon-themed art of these two lovebirds (or rather, a lovebird and a love…mythological creature…?) in the future.
absolutely losing my mind over this not surprised fully just that he said it ??? HUGH????
again…… hyughhh gra t,…. said that
i know we say “nothing could have prepared me for what i was about to hear” a lot but let me tell you, nothing could have prepared me for what i was about to hear
i can’t let go when something’s broken
it’s all i know and it’s all i want now
— sun bleached flies by ethel cain
One day, when Steve and Eddie are still in the early stages of dating, both a little overwhelmed but sure of each other and excited to see where it’s going, Steve brings Eddie flowers when he comes to the trailer park for a date night. It’s the first-month anniversary of their first kiss, and he doesn’t say as much, because he’s pretty sure Eddie doesn’t care about those dates like he does - and it’s not like a one-month anniversary is some kind of great accomplishment anyway - but he wants to do something special and he decides flowers will make anyone happy, if only for the gesture. He gets a bouquet with bold, dark shades; purple and dark red and some greenery with sharp edges and thorns, to give it a little bit of Eddie: sweet, but still badass.
When Steve gets to the trailer, Eddie opens the door with a wide smile on his face - but it instantly disappears and gets replaced with a kind of shocked surprise when he sees what Steve is holding in his hands.
‘Got you flowers,’ Steve says, stating the obvious and leaning in to kiss Eddie’s lips. But Eddie is still frozen in the doorway - his mouth doesn’t even move when Steve’s presses his lips against Eddie’s.
Steve pulls back and squints at Eddie, trying to figure out what’s going on with him. ‘You alright there?’ he asks.
‘You got me flowers,’ is the only thing Eddie says; his voice is trembling and his eyes are still wide, fixed on the bouquet in Steve’s hands.
‘Should I… not have?’ Steve asks. His palms are getting sweaty against the stems of the flowers, but it doesn’t look like Eddie is gonna be moving to take them from him anytime soon. Panic starts to crawl its way up in his stomach as he wonders if he’s made some kind of huge mistake.
